I love Rhyl. Great place. The amount of stuff I’ve collected there over the years is amazing. CDs, DVDs, skateboards, Star Wars figures, comics, books, t-shirts – the list goes on and on. There is, however, one thing about Rhyl that is truly beyond compare. And that is the phenomenal amount of tat that you can find.
From traditional seaside nik naks to whatever junk is “on trend” at the time, Rhyl is the place to find it. So back in 2010, me and my buddies Adam, Greeny and (Greeny’s son) Kurt set out on a challenge:
With a budget of just £3, buy the worst tat you can find. Anything, the choice is yours – but make sure it’s tasteless, useless and practically worthless. This is what we found. Most items were a pound each.
Ricki Boy doll
Quite often you will find pirate versions of popular toys, cashing in on whatever is popular. Here we have an example of a Harry Potter cash-in, with a ginger Potter-a-like “lovingly” executed in plastic.
See what I mean about cashing in on popularity? Ages before that financial comparison site figured out it could shift tons of units by flogging meerkats thanks to the popularity of its adverts, Rhyl was already churning out meerkat themed memorabilia of a thousand different varieties. Here we have a meerkat mug, though we could’ve chosen meerkat figurines, dolls, badges, garden ornaments, pencil tops and any number of other items. I also love that this says “I love meerkat” and not “meerkats”. Is that a reference to the advert characters accent or just bad grammar? You decide.
Poodle Tax Disc holder
Rhyl fridge magnet
…And the winner is:
“Funny Clowns” doll
This monstrosity was found in the back of an old shop, covered in dust. Probably been there since 1985. It’s frightening whether you have a fear of clowns or not. The price? Just £1. We decided that this was the worst piece of tat found on the day. Let me know if you agree.
It’s been too long since we did our Tat Trek. Hopefully a return mission will be on the cards very soon. Either way, I’m sure I’ll be back bargain hunting in Rhyl before long.
Hope you like these items. There are loads more and I’ll post them in later blogs. Please leave a comment if you like. And I apologise if you have nightmares.