Plan 9 From Halloween Horror Fest

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Happy Halloween, everybody! Here’s a little more Horror Fest for you…

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957)

Flying saucers made from hub caps, and you can see the strings! Wobbly gravestones! Incomprehensible dialogue and wooden acting! Not to mention an incoherent plot. Yes indeed, this legendary movie from Ed Wood has it all. Or does it? The reputation of Plan 9 From Outer Space as the worst film ever made might have some truth in it, but not all of these claims are based in fact..

The plot is indeed bizarre. Aliens (who look very human) are keen to cause chaos and make the populace of Earth open their eyes to our potentially destructive ways. After several failures, they settle on their ninth plan – resurrecting the dead – as the best way to accomplish their goals. The dead come back to life (well, three of them do) and proceed to scare the locals and the police force silly.

Something like that, anyway. The story doesn’t really matter that much. You’ll want to see this film to witness the last scenes shot of Bela Lugosi, who died before the film was completed. And the stand in used to complete his scenes who looks nothing like him. And, of course, you’ll want to see the captivating horror host and pop culture legend Vampira (Maila Nurmi). Not to mention, to behold the wonder of Swedish wrestler Tor Johnson as a police inspector turned ghoul.

It’s kitsch, silly and thoroughly inept, but Plan 9 from Outer Space is also hugely entertaining, camp fun. You’ll witness a film so bad, it’s impossible not to love. I mean, The Damned and The Misfits have both been inspired by it, along with many others. So is it really all that bad? I’d say Plan 9 From Outer Space is the perfect Halloween film.

Plan 9/10

Train to Halloween Horror Fest

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Are you feeling brave? Let’s explore some more spooky movies for Halloween…

Ginger Snaps (2000)

A mad dog is on the loose in the town of Bailey Downs, Ontario (that’s in Canada!). Two residents, sisters Brigitte (Emily Perkins) and Ginger (Katharine Isabelle), are local school misfits and morbidly obsessed. One night, Ginger is attacked by the dog, but guess what? That’s right, it ain’t a dog…

Ginger begins to change, both physically and in her demeanour. It becomes obvious to her sister that she’s becoming a werewolf. As the two negotiate how to manage the situation, their lives inevitably become more complicated and things get lethal.

Ginger Snaps is a very. very clever film that puts a new spin on the old werewolf folklore. By concentrating on two young female lead characters, it serves as an ingenious deviation from the norm and a well observed look at the young girl’s lives. It’s like Twilight with teeth. Or should that be – with fangs?

8/10

House of Dracula (1945)

This is what we want! Universal monsters – not one, not two, but three of the classics! A black & white monster movie, we get to see Dracula, the Wolfman and Frankenstein’s monster – together!

In this follow up to House of Frankenstein, which also featured the three horror icons, Dracula (John Carradine) is visiting Dr Edelman (Onslow Stevens) to cure his vampirism. Similarly, Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney Jr.) – the Wolfman – is also seeking out the same doctor for assistance in finding a cure for himself. Throw into the mix a revived Frankenstein’s monster (Glenn Strange) and you’ve got a triple threat creature showdowwn!

It’s all a bit contrived and silly really, too many odd coincidences occur to engineer the creatures being in the same place at the same time. But if you can conveniently ignore that, House of Dracula is good fun. There are some great special effects and makeup, and Carradine and Lon Chaney Jr are good value for money.

7/10

Train to Busan (2016)

Zombies, zombies, zombies. Seems like my household like to watch a lot of zombie movies. And television programmes. So, I nearly passed on watching this South Korean entry into the genre out of sheer fatigue. I’m so glad I didn’t, as this is one of the best horror movies (zombie or otherwise) I’ve seen in a long while.

It follows a workaholic father taking his young daughter to visit her mother in Busan on her birthday. They take the train, and as bizarre, gruesome events spiral, they’re soon trapped in a zombie apocalypse.

The plot doesn’t really need much more explanation than that, and I don’t want to give the slightest thing away. But Train to Busan is one of the most intense, edge-of-the-seat frighteners going, filled with interesting characters, disastrous consequences and heart-breaking twists. Unmissable!

9/10

Halloween Horror Fest, Vampire

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Pull up a chair, settle down, here’s the next batch of scary movie reviews…

Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)

Now this is more like it! Late 60s/early 70s vampire film on a budget, Count Yorga, Vampire is something of a cult classic. Just the sort of nonsense I love! Set in California, we meet Bulgarian aristocrat Count Yorga (Robert Quarry) as he conducts a seance for a bunch of groovy kids.

Afterward, a couple of the groovy kids, Erica and Paul, give the Count a lift home to his foreboding estate. On the way back, their van gets stuck in the mud, and they’re attacked by the Count in full vampire mode. The next day, they remember nothing, though Erica has lost blood and is examined by a doctor friend.

Erica succumbs to vampirism, and is whisked away by Count Yorga. The race is then on to rescue her and destroy the Count and his minions.

It’s a simple film, but effectively breathes new life into the old vampire legend. Quarry is enigmatic and powerful as Yorga, looking part Terence Stamp and part Christopher Lee. Count Yorga, Vampire is low budget, dated, and rambles on a bit, but it’s perfect for anyone who wants to explore the kitsch and uncanny.

8/10

Child’s Play (1988)

On the other hand, whilst retro cheapo vampire movies are always to my taste, Child’s Play was never something that appealed to me. I’ve never really had much interest in the more modern American horror/slasher movie. However, I’m often proved wrong in this regard, and Child’s Play proved me wrong again.

Serial killer Charles Lee Ray is reincarnated by Voodoo spells as Chucky, an innocent looking Good Guy doll. Young Andy is desperate for one of these dolls for his birthday, and his mother manages to scrape together some cash to buy a dodgy one. This of course is Chucky, and he’s out for revenge on his former partner and anyone else who gets in his way.

Murder ensues, and of course none of the adults believe Andy when he claims Chucky is to blame. Yet slowly, his mother (Catherine Hicks) begins to suspect the truth. The lead detective on the case (Chris Sarandon) eventually comes to realise what’s going on, too. They need to keep Andy out of harms way and stop Chucky from becoming human again…

After all this time, I finally watched Child’s Play a few years ago, and wouldn’t you just know it – old Chucky grew on me. It’s actually quite a fun, engaging supernatural horror with lots going on, and some neat observations on the furor caused by toys like Cabbage Patch Dolls. Forget your incredulity and enjoy!

8.5/10

The Evil of Halloween Horror Fest

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It’s time for more mini horror film reviews, as we celebrate spooky month! What have we got tonight?

The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)

What we have here is the first Hammer Horror for this years Festival of Fear! This is the third film in the Hammer series, again starring the legendary Peter Cushing as Baron Frankenstein.

This time around, the Baron and his assistant Hans (Sandor Eles) are on the run following some dastardly grave robbing antics, so they decide to go back to his hometown of Karlstaad, despite being banished. There they hope to use valuables from the old Frankenstein castle to fund more research. Instead, the Baron finds that his old home has been looted – by, it turns out – the local authorities.

On the run again, they’re aided by a local deaf-mute girl, and hide in the mountains. The Baron discovers his old creature, frozen in ice. After rescuing the creature, they’re unable to bring it back to life fully, so decide to seek the help of a carnival hypnotist, Zoltan (Peter Woodthorpe). Zoltan is successful, but jeopardises everything by using the creature to enact his own cruel revenge…

It’s a funny old hodgepodge of a film, this one. The first Hammer movie, Curse of Frankenstein, is recapped but reimagined – it’s re-done and is very different this time round. The whole thing feels like different elements thrown together to see if they stick. Although the creature, this time played by Kiwi Kingston not Christopher Lee, looks more like the classic Karloff version, the makeup looks strange and false. The excellent sets and another great performance from Cushing help save The Evil of Frankenstein from failure.

7/10

Twilight (2008)

Hey, it was my teenage daughter’s choice – so what?! We take turns to pick something to watch, and Daughtertron is very into this Twilight stuff at the moment. So fair’s fair, we gave it a go.

Twilight is about a young woman named Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), who relocates from Arizona to the very different state of Washington, to live with her father. She attends the local school, makes some friends but gradually becomes intrigued by another classmate, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson).

After a frosty start, the two are slowly pulled together, and Bella discovers that Edward and his “family” are vampires. All is going well in a teen love story fashion, till a separate, wandering group of vampires happen upon the Cullen clan – and Bella – and there’s a big fall out during a baseball game.

Despite some bizarre ideas such as sparkling vampires and vampires playing baseball, the film wasn’t too bad. Twenty minutes too long and far too soppy, Twilight was still fairly watchable, even though I’m not the target audience. I’ve seen worse. I mean, it was better than Harry bloody Potter.

5/10

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Vault of Halloween Horror Fest

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Welcome back, horror fiends! Let’s take a look at a couple more spooky movies for Halloween Horror Fest…

Vault of Horror (1973)

For our first film tonight, we’ll venture into the Vault of Horror, a portmanteau film from Amicus. Like its predecessor Tales from the Crypt, the five short stories that compose Vault of Horror are inspired by the classic, notorious EC Comics of the same title.

In this movie, we journey to a vampire café, witness an obsessively neat bully get his comeuppance, and see a nasty stage magician mess with forces he should’ve left well alone. Then there’s the tale of an insurance scam gone wrong with the protagonist buried alive, and an impoverished artist resorting to voodoo to enact his revenge.

The stories vary in their effectiveness, but all have a charm and entertainment value. My favourite segment is probably the first, the bistro of the undead – but the last two have the more chilling narrative. Great performances from a cast including Terry-Thomas, Glynis Johns and Tom Baker keep everything on track.

Obviously I’m a huge fan of both the old EC Comics and Amicus films in general, so I enjoyed every second of Vault of Horror. It may be dated, but class like this never goes out of style.

8/10

Rec (2007)

Rec is a Spanish horror movie in the found footage genre. It follows a TV reporter and her cameraman filming a local crew of firefighters, who end up trapped in a residential block. They’re effectively quarantined inside the building with several residents, while an outbreak of some unknown disease starts to spread and the infected attack and kill survivors.

As the situation intensifies, Rec does a fine job of keeping the viewer on the edge, ramping up the scares as we go. The found footage approach works excellently to give a sense of realism and immerses the viewer in the confined surroundings.

Rec was remade in the US (as they do) as Quarantine, though I’ve never seen it. Don’t let the subtitles in this version put you off – if anything, it’s another effective way to make the viewer feel isolated. Like Blair Witch does 28 Days Later, Rec is a harrowing, unnerving film. Rec-ommended! Hahaha!

8/10

Halloween Horror Fest 2026

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Glowing strings of moonlight break softly through the canopy of trees above. The forest is otherwise almost completely dark. The call of an owl rings out through the night as you tread carefully in the shadows, eyes working hard to glimpse something, anything, that seems familiar. You try not to stumble, shuffling slowly to avoid perils littering the forest floor.

And then, from behind you, you hear something. A low, menacing growl…

Don’t worry kids, it’s just another Halloween Horror Fest at Platinum Al’s Virtual Hot tub! You know we dig the spooky movies round here, and every October we dial that appreciation right up with out our own festival of frightful films.

So let’s dive right in with our first film of the year…

Sinners (2025)

Our first film of 2026 is right up to date, with this highly regarded modern take on the vampire legend. Set in the Southern USA in 1932, the film focuses on two twin brothers, ex-gangsters who have retuned to their hometown to set up their own juke joint in the midst of the local black community.

Smoke and Stack (both played brilliantly by Michael B Jordan) gather their friends and family members around them as they work to create their dream. Recruiting staff and noted blues musicians, the venue appears to be on its way to a glorious first night. But they – and the bar patrons – are unaware of a supernatural evil that threatens everything.

Much has been made of the success of Sinners, and it’s not hard to see why. It won four Oscars at the Academy Awards including a well deserved Best Actor for Jordan – it took me a while to realise that the same actor was playing a dual role. And of course it’s highly unusual for a horror film to be recognised in this way, at all.

Sinners is a fantastic movie, that starts slowly and recreates an authentic time and place, before it races off in a very different direction. It is indeed a scary film, but not at the cost of character and world building. Beyond the visceral horror element, other themes of race and culture are explored by writer/director Ryan Coogler, providing the viewer with a pretty unique combination of thrills and food for thought. Oh, and the music – by Ludwig Goransson – is great.

Vampire films never die, they just keep coming back – and Sinners is a modern classic of the genre.

9/10

STYLE: Motorhead Poncho

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About a year ago, a mysterious package arrived at the door. It was a few days before my birthday, though it’s rare for me to receive many presents these days. And it wasn’t something I had ordered or was expecting. It was addressed to me, but there were no details of the sender. No name, no location.

Inside, however, was an amazing gift: a truly spectacular garment.

A Motorhead poncho.

The legendary Snaggletooth logo of the band is emblazoned on the poncho. It’s a smooth, comfortable material in shades of brown, reminiscent of the one worn by Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Draped over the shoulder, rather than poking your head through a hole in the centre, this is an authentic and truly wonderful item of clothing.

A combination of The Man With No Name and my old friend Lemmy, what could be better? The iconic cover of the Ace of Spades album was brought to life, in a way.

Who had sent it? And why? It would have to be someone who knew of my love of both Motorhead and Sergio Leone Spaghetti Western films. I had my suspicions, and eventually I would be proven right – but I won’t divulge that identity here, though my gratitude is eternal.

Instead, gaze upon the magnificent Poncho – and revel in its glory. It is the epitome of comfort and STYLE.

Confusion Master – Gig Review

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Confusion Master + Endure + Warlockhunt

Tuesday 15th September 2026

G21 at The Saddle, Chester

Luckily for me, I’d already booked the week off work to indulge in some skateboarding and record crate-digging, so a Tuesday night out wasn’t automatically dismissed. Instead of staying in on a school night, I was free for another evening at The Saddle in Chester for some crushingly heavy Doom Metal.

First up were gig organisers Mark and Lorraine and their band Warlockhunt. The new line-up is gelling really well – those post punk, tribal beats both drier and warmer – laying down a crisp foundation for the twin-bass assault. The contrast between sombre melody and the gloomiest, doomiest of bass guitar lines is working better than ever – Warlockhunt seemed confident and overjoyed to be out playing.

Endure were on next, and despite consisting of another trio, this was a very different approach. They created epic, soundtrack-like pieces with the use of keyboards, though the harsh, growled vocals kept them grounded in Metal. I think there were two songs performed (maybe three?), it was hard to tell as the music blended from one to another like one huge, experimental symphony. Occasional furious guitar riffs punctuated the atmosphere, keeping the audience on their toes. Endure gave us cerebral yet brutal music that was fierce and enlightening.

Confusion Master hail from Germany, and are over in the UK on a short tour, spreading their gospel of fuzzed out, sludgy Doom. With songs ranging from mammoth, occult driven skull crushers to faster, nimble rock-outs, the set impressed with its variety of pace and texture. Featuring vocal samples and psychedelic excursions, Confusion Master’s songs cover a number of styles, resembling a mash up of Electric Wizard and Saint Vitus, but drenched in their own grand character.

That was a real treat for a Tuesday school night – all three bands left us feeling that we’d been very lucky to be in attendance. And I hadn’t even done my homework. Told the teacher Cthulhu ate it.

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