Theatre of Blood (1973)
Vincent Price plays Edward Lionheart, Shakespearean actor presumed dead – now returned to seek revenge on the theatre critics who mocked him. One by one, the tormentors are killed in gruesome ways based on the bard’s work. Twisted by Obsession, Lionheart creates elaborate methods to slay the critics in the pursuit of an award he felt was rightly his.
This film features a great performance by Price, not to mention a superb cast of British actors not afraid to embrace the camp yet grisly feel of it all. We see Arthur Lowe, Michael Hordern, Diana Rigg, Ian Hendry, Jack Hawkins and more. Oh, and the impossibly pretty Madeline Smith gets some screen time too.
The plot is not the most original of ideas – it’s very similar to The Abominable Dr Phibes (also starring Price). However, several of the murders are actually quite ghastly – as well as bizarre – and the actors’ performances keep the pace rolling along. There are surprises and chills aplenty, making Theatre of Blood a film I heartily recommend.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Well it’s basically inspired by old B-movies and horror/sci-fi flicks, so The Rocky Horror Picture Show is in this years Hallowe’en Horror Fest!
I’m not a huge fan though, sorry. Mrs Platinum Al loves this old nonsense though, and made me promise not to write a bad review. So to ensure I don’t end up like Eddy, I’ll list the things I enjoyed about this film and not mention the negatives.
- It’s a musical, but has nothing to do with that Lloyd-Webber tit.
- A couple of the songs are actually quite good – Science Fiction Double Feature is a great tune with cool lyrics in tribute to some classic films.
- Charles Gray is MAGNIFICENT.
- Susan Sarandon has a great rack.
- Magenta would also get a portion (nice French maid outfit).
It’s actually quite good, campy fun for the most part, though I lost interest for the last twenty minutes. I won’t be dressing up in stockings and suspenders for a late night showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show any time soon.