Welcome, guys and ghouls, to another festival of frightful fun, with our annual Halloween Horror Fest! I’ll pour you a Bloody Mary and you can put your hairy feet up, you’re just in time!
Now, I may enjoy viewing macabre movies all year round, but every October, we take things up a notch. I like to watch some Halloween appropriate films, and share a review or two with my fiends.
Let’s kick off 2025 with these two creations…

White Zombie (1932)
We’ll get things started with a bona fide, cult classic. White Zombie is set in Haiti, and sees a reunited couple planning to be married, visiting a wealthy plantation owner. The plantation owner also has designs on the bride-to-be, however – and arranges a local voodoo dude, Legendre (Bela Lugosi), to assist.
Legendre operates a sugar mill that is worked by zombies. He agrees to use his evil magic to transform our bride-to-be into a zombie, and she soon appears to expire. Not long after she is reanimated, but will her groom be able to discover what’s happened, and put things right?
White Zombie is possibly the very first full length zombie movie, and though it’s very dated, it’s still a great watch. This is mostly due to Lugosi, resonating menace with his piercing eyes and forked goatee. A sinister performance and iconic appearance.
I’ve wanted to see this film for years, and though it’s pretty basic, I really enjoyed White Zombie. I mean, how can it not be cool if a 90s metal band was named after it?!
7.5/10
White Noise (2005)
A rich architect dude (Michael Keaton) with an annoyingly perfect life and house, is left distraught with the unexpected death of his wife. Then this other dude shows up and claims he’s been receiving messages from Mike’s dead Mrs via electronic voice phenomena (static, in other words).
Turns out the fuzzy babble and images are on the money, and Mike becomes deeply involved in EVP communication from beyond. He starts receiving recorded messages and decides to stick his foot into other people’s business.
I think that about sums things up, though there is some nonsense about a serial killer shoe-horned in. Honestly, when I saw this film twenty years ago, it seemed to have a few creepy elements to it. Watching again, the only creeply thing in White Noise was the sickly, mawkish forced air of grief and misery. The story itself was far too obvious and contrived.
The White Noise DVD has gone to haunt the local charity shop.
3/10














































































