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Anti-Nowhere League – Album Review

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Anti-Nowhere League – We Are… The League 

Cherry Red Records 

Release date: 15/08/2025 

Running time: 37 mins approx 

Review by: Alun Jones 

9.5/10  

Well, well – here we are again taking an all too brief sojourn into Platinum Al’s Punk Rock Corner.  This time, a band that many of you may well be aware of, thanks to some fairly successful Metal overlords by the name of Metallica covering one of their filthy little ditties.  Yes, it’s the incomparable Anti-Nowhere League!  Anyone with a sensitive disposition should look away now, things are about to get very, very messy. 

Our old pals at Cherry Red Records have seen fit to reissue the Anti-Nowhere League’s debut album from 1982, “We Are… The League”.  Just in time too, ‘cos my old copy is absolutely knackered and would be more use for shovelling horse poo than listening to. Now I only have MP3 files to review the music – and this release is of course, on big sexy vinyl – so we’ll have to trust that the physical version will be up to scratch (no pun intended).  From what I can see though, the final package itself looks bloody good. 

And musically?  Well, if you’re the type of music fan who likes Tech Symphonic Death Metal Opera, you may be confused.  The lack of virtuosity on display here will make your jaw drop, the crude musical renderings and disgusting lyrics will make you nauseous.  But don’t worry, I’m sure there’s some new Nightwish album or whatever for you to enjoy instead. 

‘We Are The League’ is a great rabble-rousing opener: setting out the bands lewd manifesto right from the start, with self-deprecating glee.  And the filthy fun doesn’t stop there, with classic pogo inducing mayhem in the likes of ‘I Hate People’ and the delightfully crude ‘Animal’.  The “serious music” fans will be aghast at the mauling of Ralph McTell’s ‘Streets of London’ and then probably run for cover and bolt the door, when ‘Let’s Break the Law’ comes on. 

There are two bonus tracks added to this release. ‘Rocker’ is tagged on the end of Side 1, and the infamously obscene ‘So What’ (the afore mentioned Metallica cover) on Side 2.  Though the latter song doesn’t appear to be available on the pre-release download?  Strange.  If any readers are still unfamiliar with this particular ode to debauchery, oh boy – I wish I could see your faces when you hear it… 

Whether the humour in this recording has stood the test of time is for those wiser than me to discuss.  If a bunch of uncouth punks cranking out obscenity ridden, buzz-saw guitar rock music sounds like a good time, you’re gonna love “We Are… The League”.  It’s not big and it’s not clever, but it is a raucously fun time from start to finish.   

Have a look at what Anti-Nowhere League are up to on their website, Facebook, Instagram and Spotify pages.

This review is brought to you by Platinum Al in association with Ever Metal.

Berenice – EP Review

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Berenice – Berenice 

APF Records 

Release date: 16/08/2024 

Running time: 13 minutes 

Review by: Alun Jones 

8.5/10 

Over the last couple of days, I’ve noticed I’ve had a cold coming on.  Sore throat starting, slight cough, feeling tired and achy.  This morning I did a Covid test – no, I didn’t know that was still a thing, either – and what do ya know, I’ve got the Vid.  Double bars on the tester, I’m in full Vid mode and suffering more by the minute.  What I need is medication.  Something to clear the fog from my head.  Luckily, I have this new EP by Berenice to help. 

This self-titled release from APF records is the debut from East Anglia based noise wizards Berenice.  It’s a wild, untamed, raw release that’s a brew of hardcore, crust, sludge and grind.  The five piece have delivered a five song EP to launch their musical manifesto and it’s every bit as uncompromising as you’d expect. 

First track ‘Problems’ unleashes a screaming, thrashing beast stampeding at 100mph.  ‘Reflection’ slows the tempo slightly, but rides on a chugging riff and guttural, screaming vocals.  The remaining tracks follow in a similarly brutal style, with only last song ‘Sorrow’ breaking the three-minute barrier. 

If melody and finesse are your thing, then Berenice might not be what you’re looking for.  Instead, if you want fast, loud, aggressive music infused with the rage of living in the modern world, the Doctor prescribes a regular dose of Berenice – to be taken as often as possible. 

This EP certainly picked me up! 

Check out Berenice on Facebook, Instagram, Bandcamp and at APF Records.

This review is brought to you by Platinum Al in association with Ever Metal.

Don’t Be Cruel – Album Review

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Jamie Spilsbury – Don’t Be Cruel

Self released

Every now and again, some thing lands on my desk that I’m compelled to write about. Something out of the ordinary and different. Unexpected, even. And it doesn’t need to be something from a well known artist, or from a genre I’m familiar with. Sometimes, something arrives completely out of the blue and demands attention.

“Don’t Be Cruel” by Jamie Spilsbury is in that category. Jamie is a man of many interests, though I had no idea that he’d made an album. This album, wrenched from Jamie’s creative impulses and filtered through numerous pop culture references and electronica, can only be a document of his journeys through multiple realities and dimensions…

Some of what you will hear is music, some of it spoken word, dramatisations and skits – but all of it is experimental and different. It’s a journey into the abstract that takes in dozens of reference points. Starting with ‘The Letter M Song’ the listener is taken by surprise with a pleasant little tune that sounds like a long lost Sesame Street excerpt, but backwards. ‘Ballroom Memories’ is a delightful, relaxed big band/swing number that’s like a missing Glenn Miller track.

‘Stayin’ Together’ is a clever tribute to 80’s synth pop movie tunes, it’s Debbie Gibson at the Mall playing arcade games. The best song here is no doubt ‘Voidness’, a quite lovely piece of ambient electronica that’s perfect to chill out to.

Surrounding these musical adventures are the comedic skits, which range from spoof news bulletins to a genuinely creepy spoken word Lovecraft piece. There’s weird science fiction, Pulp Fiction style armed robbery, and Indiana Jones – literally nothing can be predicted here, it’s a startlingly varied mix of influences and ideas.

Jamie spent only a small amount of time putting this album together, in what must have been a fever of activity. And it’s the ingenious assortment of thoughts and concepts that really makes an impact here. I’m not sure I understand everything that’s going on (yet), but the sheer exuberance and commitment to create is very impressive. Strap on your ear goggles and get ready for a crazy adventure. You might be inspired to make your own musical journey…

Follow Jamie on X for more info, and a link to “Don’t Be Cruel”.

Son of Boar – Album Review

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Son of Boar – Son of Boar

Stoned Rocka Records

Release date: 02/04/2021

Running time: 32 minutes

Review by: Alun Jones

9/10

Well, here we are then.  The debut album from Bradford based sonic butchers, Son of Boar.  And yes, I am quite excited about this release.  There are long lost civilisations existing in the South American jungle that, despite having no contact with the outside world, are aware that your pal, Platinum Al, has been desperate to hear this cacophonous compendium for some time.

So, is it any good?  Well yeah, obviously.  But just what kind of good I shall reveal.

There are five tracks on this eponymous release, across which Son of Boar attempt to cover as much ground as possible.  Yes, this is Stoner Doom – it is heavy, it has groove, it has a windswept musical vista that is both fierce and welcoming. 

I’ve already reviewed first track, “Stoned Wail”, when it was released as a single a while ago.  This mix is punchier though, and still satisfying regardless of any familiarity.  The calm wash of ocean waves accompanies a benign introduction; until, just over two minutes in, the full electric muscle of the band is released.  SOB hit their groove and plough relentlessly on, whilst vocalist Luke roars about some sweet girl called Mary.  I don’t know who Mary is, but she seems like a nice, compassionate lady.

The slow sludge of song number one is contrasted by “All in Your Head”, where SOB pick up the pace and gallop home with a Kyuss covering Maiden flourish.  Great rhythm work from Gaz (bass) and Luke D (drums).  “Satanic Panic” then devolves brilliantly into the sort of the Corrosion of Conformity style Sabbath worship that enthralled James Hetfield.  Powerful, even graceful, but remorseless.

“Snakes and Daggers” reminds me of Motorhead played too slow (33rpm not 45, for the fossils out there).  Here the pace varies, with a great, almost psychedelic melodic swash emerging like a surprise visit from a long-lost drinking buddy.  Then your old pal gets stinking drunk and kicks off in the taxi rank, and you’re desperately clutching your kebab in puzzlement.  What?

You should listen to “Cities of the Deadeyed Priestess” just because it’s a genius song title.  It also has some bizarro samples that I need to investigate.  Musically, this is another brutal head crusher: meat and potatoes riffs and fine melodic hues courtesy of guitarists Lyndon and Adam.

And there you have it: five songs, one debut album.  A fine band; they’re awesome live, have the best t-shirt designs I’ve seen in donkeys and are creating a real sense of cult-like, underground authenticity that is addictive.  If I could afford to buy a copy of this album for everyone reading this review, I would.  Even that weirdo at the back. 

And Son of Boar have only just begun their journey…

Check out Son of Boar on Bandcmap, Facebook and YouTube.

You can also find them on Twitter and Instagram as: @son_of_boar

This review was brought to you by Platinum Al, in association with the mighty Ever Metal.